Death creature in the merde

C'est comme ca.

Death creature at the foot of the virgin mary

Death creature isn't catholic.

Death creature prays

Death creature wonders if there is an afterlife.

Death creature waits for the toilet

Me to guy: will you hold this for me?
Guy: there is somebody in there.
Me: will you hold this for me?
Guy: ok.

Death creature looks at the metro map

But she doesn't have her tickets with her.

Death creature on a flying saucer

Wheeeeee!

Death creature at my favourite lezzo bar

It's closed this afternoon.

Death creature: My Beautiful Laundrette

Death creature wonders what life is like for a gay Pakistani in England.

Death creature feels lonely

:-(

Death creature goes to an installation

Death creature's French isn't good enough to understand political art installations. But she tries.

Death creature orders a falafel

Death creature wonders if he likes her.

Death creature looks into the Jewish bakery

Death creature is getting hungry.

Death creature tries to get on the news

The lady doesn't want Rue de Rosiers to be pedestrianised.

Death creature considers a holiday

Death creature wonders if she would find friends in Sri Lanka.

Death creature in the bomb proof bin

Hey. I could be a weapon of mass destruction.

Death creature looks longingly into the Musee Carnavalet

Death creature contemplates how the other half lives.

Death creature tries to jump in the bin

Perhaps a career in dumpster surfing?

Death creature looks at sunnies

...and contemplates a career in modelling

Death creature gets a makeover

Death creature snoops

Death creature looks pretty

Maybe she'll send this picture to her friends.

Death creature gets lung cancer

Death creature stops for a ciggie

Maybe this will help her lose weight.

Death creature casts shadows

Death creature in the Place de Vosges.

Death creature down

Death creature up

Death creature worries about her weight

Death creatre sneaked onto the scale at the vegetable shop. Death creature feels fat.

Death creature tries to fit in

Oranges are not the only fruit.

Death creature waits for a waiter

La la la la balls of holly...

Death creature sits in the depressing Christmas tree

Death creature is ambivalent about Christmas.

Death creature looks at the oysters

Death creature wonders if she is a lesbian.

Death creature jumps out the window

Death creature jumped from the balcony to the courtyard. We're not calling it a suicide attempt. Maybe she just wanted to go for a walk.